On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me a nice warm cup of tea
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me 2 mince pies and a nice warm cup of tea
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me 3 french knickers, 2 mince pies and a nice warm cup of tea
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 4 silk suspenders, 3 french knickers, 2 mince pies and a nice warm cup of tea
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 5 gold rings (of course!), 4 silk suspenders, 3 french knickers, 2 mince pies and a nice warm cup of tea
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 6 satin sheets, 5 gold rings, 4 silk suspender, 3 french knickers, 2 mince pies and a nice warm cup of tea
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 7 smooth chemises, 6 satin sheets, 5 gold rings, 4 silk suspenders, 3 french knickers, 2 mince pies and a nice warm cup of tea
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 8 red roses, 7 smooth chemises, 6 satin sheets, 5 gold rings, 4 silk suspenders, 3 french knickers, 2 mince pies and a nice warm cup of tea
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 9 champagne bottles, 8 red roses, 7 smooth chemises, 6 satin sheets, 5 gold rings, 4 silk suspenders, 3 french knickers, 2 mince pies and a nice warm cup of tea
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 10 romantic break brochures, 9 champagne bottles, 8 red roses, 7 smooth chemises, 6 satin sheets, 5 gold rings, 4 silk suspenders, 3 french knickers, 2 mince pies and a nice warm cup of tea
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 11 fish-net stockings, 10 romantic break brochures, 9 champagne bottles, 8 red roses, 7 smooth chemises, 6 satin sheets, 5 gold rings, 4 silk suspenders, 3 french knickers, 2 mince pies and a nice warm cup of tea
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me... oh I woke up and realised I'd been dreaming...
Happy Christmas one and all!
